Install Theme

Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.

Geezer Wench

Stumblr thru tumblr. That, and I like to look at the pictures and shit.
Apr 20 '14
happyghostfanfiction:

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

MANHOOD!

happyghostfanfiction:

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

MANHOOD!

Apr 19 '14

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

  • Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
  • Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
  • Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
  • Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
  • Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
  • Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
  • Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
  • Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
  • Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
  • Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
  • Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
  • Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
  • Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
  • Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
  • Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
  • Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
  • Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
  • Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
  • Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
  • Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
  • Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
Apr 19 '14

caystar13star:

[requested by]

Everything he does is adorable. 🚬

Damn. I like this scruff.

(Source: leepacey)

Apr 19 '14

caystar13star:

chubbycartwheels:

If there was ever a scene in a movie that needed a gif, it’s this.

We hear this at least once a game. There’s no crying in baseball! ⚾️😢

That was a good movie!

(Source: yoxfordboys)

Apr 19 '14
xxxxrxxxx:

youarenotyou:

covenesque:

Cold blooded lol

o m g

perfection

xxxxrxxxx:

youarenotyou:

covenesque:

Cold blooded lol

o m g

perfection

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Apr 19 '14

hekapolis asked:

Alice doesn't see the future but the future consequences of a choice. If Aro choose to fight even if he tried to use a different strategy based on what Alice showed him (mind you he doesn't have the time to retrain his forces on the battlefield) he will still end up the same way. The only choice that left him live was not to fight. I do think he is plotting something against the Cullens but I think he is looking to find Nahuel's father first.He need to collect new powers before attacking.

panlight:

I also don’t think the Cullens are that defenseless. In this fight they were missing Jasper he has a lot of experience as strategist in the vampire wars. Alice can give them a heads up when they choose to come. You add what Edward read in the Volturi’s mind and the fact that the other covens and nomads know they are tyrants and they have a good chance against them. Of course the best strategy would be attacking first because they will never expect that but we know Carlisle wouldn’t allow that.


Ah, but if they DO go find Nahuel’s father and some of his sisters factor into the Volturi’s plans (or if Aro creates hybrids of his own), Alice might not be able to see what they are planning (well, book Alice lol movie!Alice has no problem with hybrids apparently) so the Cullens wouldn’t have forewarning because she wouldn’t be able to see them just like she can’t see Nessie’s future.  Aro would TOTALLY use those blindspots to his advantage and he’d know about it from reading Edward’s mind.

If they don’t have forewarning they might not be able to gather their allies in time. Odds are they won’t still be in Forks, so they won’t have the wolves with them (other than Jacob I guess and any of his pack who have nothing better to do than follow him and the Cullens around). Jasper’s experience is with newborn armies—the Volturi are totally different.  Newborns tend not to be well-trained (as the Volturi are) and tend not to have a focus on powers (as the Volturi do). Newborns are killed after a year; the Volturi forces have been doing this for centuries—way more combat experience. I don’t doubt that Jasper’d be an asset, but the Volturi have more experience than Jasper does in this field; he’s been around for a century and a half, Marcus, Aro and Caius are 3000 years old. 

Bella’s gift will protect them from the likes of Jane and Alec, but it does nothing in a physical fight. They still have to physically defend themselves from the best-trained killers in the vampire world. SM has said if it came to a fight she believes the Volturi would ultimately win (even if Aro himself is killed), so I don’t know how she’s going to get the Cullens out of this unless Renesmee and/or Jacob and Renesmee’s future kids are the key.  They delayed the fight, but it’s still going to happen eventually. 

Carlisle is my favorite but everyone should have just overruled him on this. lol. He’s like the Ned Stark of the vampire world—he’s going to get killed trying to do the right, good, honorable thing in a world of monsters who don’t live by the same code he does.  The Romanians should have plotted with the others behind his back and Edward could have kept his mouth shut about it. They should have attacked first—blind them with Zafrina’s gift before Aro read Edward’s mind and it would have been easy from there…  If the Volturi really ARE tyrants then it’s wrong to just let them carry on just because Renesmee’s life is spared. People are going to have to die so that others can live free.  Garrett can tell them all about it. lol. 

Apr 19 '14

caystar13star:

happyghostfanfiction:

We have to leave Forks.

Edward being a douche

Edward spawning countless non-canon fanfics ;)

Thank you, Edward Douche-Master, for showing us a better way in those countless fanfics.

(Source: spidermonkey-s)

Apr 19 '14

Favorites—but there’s a catch?

panlight:

List your FIVE favorite Twilight characters.  The catch, though, is that you have to pick at least one wolf, at least one human and at least one vampire. The other two can be any species you like. 

I’m interested in seeing who the favorite vampires of the wolf fans are and who the favorite wolves of the vamp fans are.  And let’s give the humans some love while we’re at it. 

Favorites with a catch? Jasper Whitlock (duh), Paul Lahote, Emmett McCarty, Charlie Swan, Rosalie Hale.

Apr 19 '14

storywrtr:

tragedyseries:

Have you considered the possibility that your best friend, neighbor, room mate, sibling or dear old parents might slip suddenly towards the macabre? Try your hand at the whimsical practice of super-villain phrenology; it’s our best testing method aside from testing their blood for phlogiston…

You will need access to a printing mechanism, shears, some adhesive paste and 5 uninterrupted minutes. I wish you the best of luck.

I’m not sure if this is cool or freaky.

Apr 19 '14
amaris12345:

martyfreethrow:

made rebloggable by request

oh..my

Hobbevengers! Yes!

amaris12345:

martyfreethrow:

made rebloggable by request

oh..my

Hobbevengers! Yes!